Uh-huh. Right
Apr. 23rd, 2015 03:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stoutfellowIn a moment of weakness, I let Kohl's have my e-mail address. Naturally, they have responded by bombarding me with messages. The last few have been... odd. Here are the subject lines:
April 21: The 2-Day Sale is on now (and it ends tomorrow so hurry!)
April 22: The 2-Day Sale ends today (don't miss out!)
April 23: Ready, set, SHOP: Extra 30%, 20%, or 15% off starts today!
(No, I don't know why I save these messages.)
April 21: The 2-Day Sale is on now (and it ends tomorrow so hurry!)
April 22: The 2-Day Sale ends today (don't miss out!)
April 23: Ready, set, SHOP: Extra 30%, 20%, or 15% off starts today!
(No, I don't know why I save these messages.)
