Youngsters These Days

[stoutfellow]

Apparently, when you buy one of those compressed-air squirters, the cashier is required to ask your age, despite the fact that you have a full beard, half of which is gray.

Sensibly, she did not card me.

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[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

The label says "Misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents may be harmful or fatal. Please use our product responsibly. Contains a bitterant to help discourage inhalant abuse."