Hypercaffeination

[stoutfellow]

As a member of Sigma Xi, I have recently begun receiving daily "SmartBriefs", digests of interesting scientific/technological news items. Today's SB was headlined thus:

Study finds elevated caffeine levels in Pacific Ocean near Ore.

My immediate thought was, "Starbucks?" (Yes, I know, they're based in Washington, not Oregon. But still....)