"We'd like to extend the warrenty on your vehicle."
"Well, Ah reckon' that'd be a fine idear. Sign me up, son."
"Great. Now how old is your vehicle."
"She's about 5 years old. Right sturdy."
"Good, good, and what type of vehicle is this."
"Type?"
"Is it a car, truck, minivan, Suv...."
"Oh, I see where yer gettin' at."
"Yes, so, what type of vehicle is this?"
"it's a horse."
"I'm sorry--"
"A horse, son! Sure you've seen one. I don' have much use for goin' inta town, so I just ride her over there about once a week or two, and most of what I need fits right in the saddlebags......Hello? Hello? Well, Ah'll be darned, that's the third one to hang up on me this week."
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Date: 2008-02-22 09:41 pm (UTC)"Well, Ah reckon' that'd be a fine idear. Sign me up, son."
"Great. Now how old is your vehicle."
"She's about 5 years old. Right sturdy."
"Good, good, and what type of vehicle is this."
"Type?"
"Is it a car, truck, minivan, Suv...."
"Oh, I see where yer gettin' at."
"Yes, so, what type of vehicle is this?"
"it's a horse."
"I'm sorry--"
"A horse, son! Sure you've seen one. I don' have much use for goin' inta town, so I just ride her over there about once a week or two, and most of what I need fits right in the saddlebags......Hello? Hello? Well, Ah'll be darned, that's the third one to hang up on me this week."