Boo Humbug

[stoutfellow]

I was planning on celebrating Halloween last night, to the extent that I ever do; on the way home from work I picked up three bags of candy. Unfortunately, I had a tall stack of midterms that absolutely had to be graded in time for class today, and I found that I really wasn't in a Halloweeny mood, so I didn't turn on the porch light.

I got the tests graded, so that's one good thing. Now, what shall I do with all this candy?