Advice

"Hello, this is Anne. I'm the sec:glitch:rity adviser. Can you hear me ok?"

That last bit is a nice touch, but if you want to convince me that this is a real-time person rather than a recording, you might want to get rid of the glitch. The second or third time around, it's a bit obvious. Also: "security adviser" for who or what, and why should I care?

Grmph. Telemarketers....

Tropicana

You want to know what the weather's like?

It's 9:30 PM, and I'm eating ice cream.

That's what the weather's like. Even after the heat advisory was lifted.