"Bonk"?

Take a look at panel four.

I don't know about you, but I don't think "BONK" is the sound effect I'd use to describe a tyrannosaur stomping repeatedly on the head of an armored alien. On the other hand, I'm not Jack Kirby, so what do I know?

More spam

What on Earth makes spammers think that a subject line like "You look really stupid :name:" will encourage people to read the contents?

Why am I getting so much spam in Portuguese?

And where did "No need to be thin anymore" come from? (I haven't been thin since puberty. I've progressed from "stocky" to "stout" in the years since....)