Danger, Will Robinson!

[stoutfellow]

I suffer from chronic, year-round hay fever. I am subject, with little warning, to extended and explosive sneezing fits. I do feel them coming a second or so ahead of time, and have become adept at, e.g., putting down and letting go of my coffee.

Some situations, though, cannot be so easily dealt with. This morning, a fit struck while I was brushing my teeth.

I leave the consequences to your imagination.