A Message on My Answering Machine

[stoutfellow]

"We've been trying to reach you concerning the warranty on your vehicle..."

Yes you have. Repeatedly. Over a period of months. Using a variety of phrasings and voices. I have heard them all.

I have not responded to any of them. Does my silence not constitute a message in itself?

There is no warranty.

There is no vehicle.

There is no interest in your services.

Leave. Me. The hell. Alone.

Comments

[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not. (There you go, spoiling a perfectly good rant.)

I don't much mind solicitors, in general. I've got Caller ID, so I can screen. These people, though... I've gotten at least three "Final Courtesy Warnings" from them, after which the cycle begins again.

I should probably sign up for the list. (Do the words "World-Class Procrastinator" ring any bells?)

[muckefuck.livejournal.com]

They should--I've got them tattoed across my chest.

[mmegaera.livejournal.com]

Do. Your life will be much saner.

I have a car, and I don't get those calls [g].