stoutfellow: (Murphy)
stoutfellow ([personal profile] stoutfellow) wrote2008-02-22 12:20 pm
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A Message on My Answering Machine

"We've been trying to reach you concerning the warranty on your vehicle..."

Yes you have. Repeatedly. Over a period of months. Using a variety of phrasings and voices. I have heard them all.

I have not responded to any of them. Does my silence not constitute a message in itself?

There is no warranty.

There is no vehicle.

There is no interest in your services.

Leave. Me. The hell. Alone.

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