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stoutfellow) wrote2007-07-22 11:04 am
stoutfellow) wrote2007-07-22 11:04 am
An Open Letter to Marie Callendar
I appreciate your care for the health of your patrons. Also, I like broccoli quite a bit1. However...
Fettuccini alfredo is supposed to be a pure and sensual, panicking-arteries experience. Pasta, creamy sauce, and pepper are all that are required. Small chunks of chicken are not unwelcome, though they do dilute the quality of the event. However, a side dish of broccoli and carrots is entirely superfluous.
If I wanted a frozen Sunday dinner that actually promoted my health, I would purchase something from a different company. From you, I want luxurious excess. Please, recognize your ecological niche and stay in it.
1. And I liked it even before Bush the Elder denigrated it, in case you're wondering.
Fettuccini alfredo is supposed to be a pure and sensual, panicking-arteries experience. Pasta, creamy sauce, and pepper are all that are required. Small chunks of chicken are not unwelcome, though they do dilute the quality of the event. However, a side dish of broccoli and carrots is entirely superfluous.
If I wanted a frozen Sunday dinner that actually promoted my health, I would purchase something from a different company. From you, I want luxurious excess. Please, recognize your ecological niche and stay in it.
1. And I liked it even before Bush the Elder denigrated it, in case you're wondering.