Elf

For a few days there, I thought Howard Tayler had decided to quit picking on Elf. Silly me.

(Yes, I should have seen it coming. All the information was already there.)

Phone Solicitors

Caller ID is a wonderful thing.

In the last four hours, someone from the Democratic National Committee has tried to call me five times.

It's nice to feel wanted. I'm still not going to answer them.

(Yes, I do give them money. I just don't answer the phone.)