Nah, custom software is way out of our reach. I'd happily settle for someone being able to hack into QBP and just give me a disable key! It's not even so much that I dislike huge chunks of the templated operations; I will, if grudgingly, admit that some of it is actually quite convenient. It's the constant little (but infinitely irritating) things that make me so livid. One can almost hear it cooing, "Here, let US do that FOR you, dearie, lest you make some little booboo...."

Aha! That's it. D*mn thing's engineered by Humanoids!!!